#2

Dear Diary,

It has been three days since my husband went on out of town for work. The first day, the natives did not realize that he was gone until it was time to cuddle. They reluctantly settled for my cuddles. The second day, my cuddles were no longer wanted and on the third day, they woke up asking if “Daddy” was back yet. “Daddy” is not back yet and you will take my cuddles! The natives are growing restless.

Sincerely,

Jennifer

#1

Dear Diary,

It has been three days since I last saw my own vehicle. The excitement of a rental minivan has started to wear off, as I’ve yet to figure out how to park it both safely and accurately. The natives requested to play inside the minivan last night, only to be disappointed when I told them they could not sit in the front nor push any buttons. They, too, are losing their excitement about the minivan.

Sincerely,

Cold-hands Jennifer

P.S. Never under estimate the value of a heated steering wheel. You are missed, my friend….you are missed.